New Jersey passes the wear and tear test!

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08/14/2020 at 17:39 • Filed to: None

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No one wants to see success!

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Came off crooked fell hilariously.

The jersey which may or may not have saved me.

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DISCUSSION (21)


Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > whatisthatsound
08/14/2020 at 17:57

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I took a digger last week. I’m still recovering. I hit my hip really hard and the bruising was pretty bad. I just got this jersey. It’s bright, the kids like it.

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Kinja'd!!! camarov6rs > whatisthatsound
08/14/2020 at 18:06

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Don’t worry I was riding my bike in winter a couple years ago and came to a complete stop only to fall on my hip before I could unclip. Huge bruise for very non-exciting incident. You crash looked much more fun.


Kinja'd!!! BrianGriffin thinks “reliable” is just a state of mind > whatisthatsound
08/14/2020 at 18:09

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Clicked this thinking you were talking about the state, and I was all ready to be like “liar, Jersey is still a shithole!”.

But then I read your post and realized the gif was you. Gnarly wipeout. 


Kinja'd!!! Discerning > whatisthatsound
08/14/2020 at 18:12

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I’ve only gone over the front of my bike a few times, and thankfully I’ve never been injured. Not sure how that is other than sheer luck.

Sounds like you didn’t hurt anything serious. Any gashes?


Kinja'd!!! nermal > whatisthatsound
08/14/2020 at 18:21

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Looks like you were moving left with the front wheel turned right, which is why it did that when you landed.

Also, your right foot appears to have been off the pedal when the wheels landed. It bent in ways it’s not really supposed to.... How bad does it hurt? 


Kinja'd!!! whatisthatsound > nermal
08/14/2020 at 18:26

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My shoulder is a bit sore on the back side. The rest is doing fine. I didn't pop off, looked high, followed a rut and launched off lazy and crooked. The slow mo is a gem on the phone.


Kinja'd!!! whatisthatsound > Discerning
08/14/2020 at 18:26

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a few scrapes but we'll see in the morning it was a solid tuck n roll.


Kinja'd!!! WRXforScience > BrianGriffin thinks “reliable” is just a state of mind
08/14/2020 at 18:58

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Same, the “jersey” part should not have been capitalized. “New jersey passes... ” is different than “New Jersey passes... ”.


Kinja'd!!! boredalways > whatisthatsound
08/14/2020 at 18:58

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Please stop posting snuff films


Kinja'd!!! MM54 > whatisthatsound
08/14/2020 at 19:02

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When I was in college you could ride your bike across campus (uphill) then tuck into the woods and go on some pretty good downhill routes back to the bottom of campus, pop out of the woods, and have an easy ride back up.

I came close enough to your gif that I stopped doing that after about a month.


Kinja'd!!! whatisthatsound > boredalways
08/14/2020 at 19:03

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Never!


Kinja'd!!! SmugAardvark > whatisthatsound
08/14/2020 at 19:07

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That looks almost exactly how I concussed myself on a dirt bike a few years back while riding at Tsali. Only difference is that the side of the trail was a steep talus slope, about 15 feet to the bottom . Broke my helmet and sunglasses (and popped a tire) , but thankfully not my actual skull. Rattled my brain enough to leave me vomiting while I shuffled back down the mountain.


Kinja'd!!! whatisthatsound > MM54
08/14/2020 at 19:10

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It's part of the learning curve. I've hit this drop a few times and got lazy this last time and it'll teach me.


Kinja'd!!! The Ghost of Oppo > whatisthatsound
08/14/2020 at 19:28

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Is it just forced perspective or is the tree at the top of the drop absolutely  massive?


Kinja'd!!! SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > whatisthatsound
08/14/2020 at 19:29

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Looks like a Friday Fails submission on Pinkbike to me. Though you (like many others) need to train your cameraperson to not cut away until you’ve come to a complete halt...

Glad to hear you aren't busted!


Kinja'd!!! BeaterGT > whatisthatsound
08/14/2020 at 19:37

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Oh man...is your front wheel now a taco?


Kinja'd!!! whatisthatsound > SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media
08/14/2020 at 19:56

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He says it's because I hit him with my bike and body so he was defending himself.


Kinja'd!!! whatisthatsound > BeaterGT
08/14/2020 at 19:57

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i had a pinch flat and had to rebead it and was able to ride it out but it's at the bike doctor now. Things were a creaking. 


Kinja'd!!! whatisthatsound > The Ghost of Oppo
08/14/2020 at 19:59

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The drop is about 6 feet the tree is huge. PNW old growth. 


Kinja'd!!! OPPOsaurus WRX > whatisthatsound
08/14/2020 at 21:01

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my knee is still sore from eating dirt 3 weeks ago.  that one looked painful.


Kinja'd!!! SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > whatisthatsound
08/15/2020 at 07:23

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No no no no no! Hold your position!!! There is glory there!;